I swear to God!

So I go home the other day (2 hours away) and run into an old friend who is still friends with my ex bestie. UH! She proceeds to tell me how “the skank” (ex bestie) told her that the reason her house looks like shit is bc I let it get that way! I havent been there in over two years. Now as much as I would just LOOOOVE to take credit for you and your bumming ass, pathetic piece of shit bf….i just can’t. I mean, anybody who knows us can clearly see I wouldn’t be the cause of that. They should just take one look at you or better yet even one sniff. They’d know! HOLLERATION!!!